You've got to be kidding. Please tell me this is a joke: a knitted fuckin cozy for a Humvee?!

You've got to be kidding....please tell me this is a joke...

Has anyone else caught wind of these people (who have got to be bored out of their minds to think this one up) knitting a COZY for a fuckin Humvee?? I can't stop thinking about it! I link not because I do not agree with it. But I am sure you can find it if you know where to look.

Upon reading the website about it I am taken aback by what is so wrong about this idea. They are aiming to knit a cozy...A FUCKIN COZY...for a military sized Humvee and while knitting it they say the knitters should meditate on the trauma that has ensued the middle east. Working on the quantum physics theories that like attracts like...WHY IN ANY GOD'S NAME WOULD WE WANT TO BRING IN MORE TRAUMA BY FOCUSING ON IT?!!! *bangs head on desk* This is just wrong on in so many ways, on so many levels! These folks are asking people to focus on the wrong ideas! If we want to make a statement that we are against the war, don't you think we should be focusing, meditating, on PEACE?! All the time, energy, and resources that the soldiers (whether I agree or not with the war is irrelevant) are fighting for overseas is going to be utterly WASTED on this piece of fabric for a FUCKING MACHINE!! If we want to make a difference, lets go knit socks for the soldiers or send them cards for Fucks sake!! What difference is a gigantic fuckin COZY FOR A GOD-DAMNED MACHINE going to make?! What is the damned machine gonna do with all that yarn wasted on it?

Where is the outrage at this utter waste of resources in the name of this god-forsaken fuckin war??

And now, I go to beat up the punchin bag...

Outsourced Tech Support

http://www.illwillpress.com/tech.html

OMG! This is sooooo true! Every other time I call charter I get some guy with a heavy indian accent whom I cannot understand and whom does not understand me!!! WHYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!? I called the other day because we had not gotten our cable modem and our current ISP was gonna be disconnected the day I called. I got some foreign shit who was trying to tell me that someone was coming to install it that friday. I told him we ordered a self installation kit...he said yes ma'am installation will be here on friday. (!!!!!!!!!!) He did not understand what I was saying!!!!
I hung up and called again...finally got an American to speak to who knew exactly what I was saying and ordered a modem to be delivered by next-day UPS. What was so hard about that?

You live in an English speaking country, don't yeah think it would be prudent to learn and fully UNDERSTAND the native language before you come here in the first damned place? And what is up with employers hiring these non-english understanding peoples! It ought to be a requirement to speak and understand the native tongue!!!! Cripes!

Rant-rant-rant.

American Idol Rant

Curtisy of illwillpress.com!!

http://www.illwillpress.com/topical2.html

What use is he then? Practice what ye teach?! HA!

What fuckin use is it to have a president who does not listen to what the people who elected his dumb ass into office, say they want to happen? What is up with that? I cannot wait till this dumb-bo is out of office. The next guy is gonna have a hell of a mess to clean up after Bush is done massacuring American men-and for what?! We went in there, got the guys responsible for the attacks on the towers and now....3, no 4 years later we are still there to try and get that damned government on the ball over there? I'd say it's fat-ass failure because they keep draggin thier feet!

And what is up with China bitchin about Madison WI flying the tibetan flag to show respect for the Dolly Lama and his country on his visit here? Were do they get the idea that they have a spit's say in what flag we decide to fly to honor whomever decides to visit?? If their delegates were to came here to visit, we would fly the Chinese flag to show respect for them. What the fuck?

I saw a lady on the corner today with a sign that read "Pray for America". Honey, I'd like to say, we need a bit more than some idol prayin now. *big eye-roll* All for the saving of America as long as they do not have to get personally involved, lift a finger, or sweat a drop. Grrrr. But really, what can anyone do to save us now? All great nations throughout history have fallen...it is only a matter of time before it happens again.

And while I am on a ranting parade...I am sick and tired of people shoving their religion in each others faces! Especially Christians with their twisted perverted bullshit. Not all who call themselves Christians do this, but those who do need to find a better hobby! Not everyone believes the same, yours is not the only one in the world, yours is not the only true religion....faith is a personal and spiritual journey-no matter the form nor the name-nor what form of Diety is involved. WHy should it matter? NO one knows what happens when we die. There is NOTHING to tell us that ANY religion will do ANYONE'S soul any good. And why waste your time here on earth pushing your beliefs onto people who won't have any of it? It's rediculous! Christianity is a perversion of the old ways. It's okay to kill so long as it is justified by perverting the texts, to twist them around to suit their needs. It's okay to do wrong so long as you admit your wrongs at "Confession" then it is okay to do it again. BULLSHIT. Such suffering they have caused throughout the centuries! How about a little practice what ye teach?

Portrait of a Stalker....

Hey BABABLACKSHEEP, crazy incoherent babbling idiot that you are, you must be twelve years old (or maybe an old fart acting like one) because it's kinda hard to flake a swap...when one actually completes the swap...don't cha think? Do you even know what flake means? Funny how the actual flaker is accusing others who know how to complete the obligations of signing up for a swap, of flaking! You are an angry and disturbed individual to take out your own shortcomings out on the people who force you to take responsibility for your own thieving actions. You really don't pay any attention to anything further away than your own nose, do you? Because, if you did, you would know that your idiotic babblings are completely off base-and it shows! Are you jealous?! Maybe you are just a disturbed individual. Don't do drugs-they mess with your head yeah know. Or better yet, take what your doctor has givin you, I'm sure there is a really good reason why you should be taken your medications.

My goddess, you are such a child! You try to say I have diarrhea of the mouth...but you never shut the fuck up!!! LMFAO! Kinda like the pot calling the kettle black! You're attempts to provoke me into a flaming war are so very amusing and entertaining! You don't want to start a flaming war my fucking ass ain't big!!! You are so full of shit! And your comments get more and more incohesive the harder you try!! Come on crazy psycho woman...gimmie some more that I can forward to the people asking about you! You arn't foolin anyone.

Well isn't that something!

I would not allow the SP10 hostesses to moderate my blog and tell me what I can or cannot write in MY OWN BLOG and they tell me I can no longer play because bashing is not allowed. HUmmm, I am left scratching my head on this one. I rant...ABOUT MY OWN SWAP and how it has utterly taken a dive because of the thieves and flakers and people with commitment issues...and I get booted from the secret pal! WOW! It was like I was bashing them! LMAO!

Well now I have two very nice premium skiens (and expensive) of yarn to add to my stash, two new coffee cups, lots of nice alpaca and silk blended roving, more chocolate than I think I will be able to handle, AND I don't have to pay that god-forsaken expensive postage to get all these goodies to thier destination! Imagine that!

Sorry Briana, SP hostesses ruined everything for yah. I had some really nice plans for this. I was gonna send you all those goodies in two more shipments AND get you a gift certificate to the online store of your choice. Too bad. Blame the hostesses for trying to rule the swap world.
How uttery rediculous of them. I cannot be myself while I commit to this flippin swap for three months? Fuck that.

They tell me that swap bashing gives them a bad name. HUmmm...well sometimes (more times than not) swaps go bad and people need to know what the hell they are getting into before they get screwed over by mongers and thieves. That's my take on that.

Hostess claimed that they are not there to tell me what or how to write...EXCUSE ME?! Hostess Robyn emailed me THREE TIMES about three different posts...once even saying it was OK to keep a post!! THE NERVE! Where do you get off telling me what I can and cannot post? Then you are gonna try and convience me you are not there to control others? FUCKIN A! What a load of SHIT!

I won't be in any more swaps again. No one is deserving of the generosity I have to give.
Too bad, so sad.

Sick and tried of the MONGERS!

I am so sick and tired of the poopie-butt-whippers who will jump in and complain and bitch about any given thing on a nanoseconds notice. Buzz off! I've got people from the swap I organized all over my ass because I am publicly stating that CATHY HURD flaked me in my own swap! Well hello!!! GET THE FUCK OVER IT! It was a term of signing up for the swap and was stated so in the swap guidelines!! Mother fuckers. I am so peed right now. And these damned mongers think they can bitch at me, about my own swap, in my own group! FUCK. YOU. PISS. OFF. This is my group and I won't allow you to bash me in my own god-damned group. God damned complainers are being banned as I type. The swap is done and I will NEVER-EVER-IN A MILLION YEARS host another swap for these ingrates!! Wow, what a slap in the face. All nicey-nicey till the hostess is sick and tired of the bull shit, and then nanosecond later...FIRE IN THE HOLE!!GRrrrrrrrrrrrr....*punch-kick-jab-kick-jab-jab-jab* Comments are disabled for this post....I will have no more of it.Actually all comments have been disabled for the time being because someone turned into a blathering idiot and is desperately trying to get my attention by posting harassing and mouthy comments to random posts because this one was disabled, but I will have none of it so the blathering idiot continues to be...an incohesive blathering idiot.I will not EVER delete or edit a post because someone does not like it. I have a right, fair and square to post what I see fit to my blog...and it that is a ranting tirade of cursing, foul language, and bad mouthing, then so shall it be. You can not and will not control me. I will not allow it. I will not be molded to what anyone thinks a blog should be like. I am not one to follow in that line like a good sheepie-poo. If that is what you do, that is your business. This is mine. This is the outlet for my sane life.