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Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Fucking Cell Phones!!

Everyday I have to deal with stupid shits attempting to drive while a phone is attached to one ear, or in one case....both. GET OFF YER FUCKING CELL PHONE & DRIVE LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT.

Oh what's that? The lane is merging? I'm sorry what? I wasn't paying attention because THE CELL PHONE WAS IN MY EAR. Now I am up where the merge sign is making rude gestures because no one will let me in the line.

Fucker! Let me in!

Hell no you stupid fucking cell phone user! Get in line like the rest of us did when we saw the merging sign 2 minutes ago!!

GET OFF THE FUCKING PHONE & FUCKING DRIVE!!!! YOU ARE A HAZARD TO EVERYONE INCLUDING YOURSELF WHEN YOU CANNOT PAY ATTENTION TO THE RULES OF THE ROAD!!

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